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After Bartolome Bermejo's Saint Michael Triumphant Over The Devil With The Donor Antonio Juan

Theology's Hell is spoiled by rhyme -
Let's be spontaneous this time,
Help the Devil up off his back,
Make him the Joker of the Pack
And set that donor on to pay
Evil's pension and delay
The hideous Christian triumph - Sword
Making Word rhyme with Accord.

This toothy Satan has two tits
(Not breasts but iron artefacts)
Whose eye-ball nipples blink at sin
And all the lovely worms within
While God and his pale Myrmidons
Drill Virgins in their Uniforms,
The shocktroops of the Interface
Of pissing's and of shitting's place

What did Despair do when a Christ
Declared no creature was despised,
That He and Dad had love for all
And no-one was outside the Wall?
It smiled and waited until Mankid
Becoming so much more refined,
Elected Emptiness the Devil
Screened off in some white Hospital.